Saturday, May 18, 2013

Arch Nemisis

I hate Jared Leto. I hate him with the power of a thousand suns.  Maybe you are thinking "how do you ever know what that power would be?"  or "yeah doubtful you could survive that".  You are wrong.  I don't believe so foolishly that I could ever be the only person to feel that power.  I know there are plenty of other people who have met Jared Leto.  So there must be armies that are willing to testify to how much of a douche this guy is.  However, they are so scared for their lives, that they never speak up (which is all I can imagine) or there would be a much more anti-Jared Leto congregation.

I am now realizing that many people might live in fear to either discuss their encounter with Jared Leto.  Or maybe he threatened you with a spork, I wasn't (I'm lucky) but I could totally see him doing that. I have come to this conclusion because this eve I tried to find a "Jared Leto is a jerk" or "Jared Leto is just the worst" shirt.  And in one of my darkest hours of being a human.  I could not find anything like that.  I found blogs and writings about his horrifying personality....but no...not a single way to advocate the masses upon sight as to how much I hate him.

Then.......the unthinkable happened.  I was in a forum and I read :::chokes on breath::: this.....

"I Love Jared Leto so much... If God gave me one day to just spend talking, singing, playing music and just learning everything about him... I'd be content... Fulfilled in life then God could take me after that :) That's how much I love him!!! Wouldn't even have to have sex with him... Seriously :) ♥♥♥♥ Love For Leto always and forever ♥♥♥♥ Close your eyes!!!"


I am horrified.  My night has been ruined and now instead of a fun Saturday night....I have to think about having a "teen night" to raise awareness.  You think that you are fighting a battle and that maybe you are winning and maybe you will fight that person to death someday in a wilderness far far away or on an iceberg.  Then this happens...and then you are just shell shocked.  I don't even know how to remedy this plague that is now on this nation and the world.  

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